Thursday, May 03, 2007

If Atkins Says It's Okay

Actual IM transcript between the hubby and me at about 9:00 tonight (slightly edited to take out the boring parts you don't care about):

Kelly: now, do I order a beef and cheddar sandwich...?

Airan: i was going to order grilled cheese
go for it!

Kelly: My stomach says yes, my hips say no

Airan: did you eat dinner?

Kelly: not yet

Airan: then order and do dishes while waiting

Kelly: eh
it's expensive
and bad for me

Airan: ok...
but you need to eat something

Kelly: the dreams of damned souls

Airan: ?

Kelly: they're not very filling
low-cal and all

Airan: damned souls?
?

Kelly: their dreams

Airan: oh

Kelly: You don't read a lot of diet books, do you?

5 comments:

Kerri said...

Hmmm. I like how after just a few days away from you, Airan thinks you've gone cannibal and are ready to ingest the damned souls.

Bless your poetic little (skinny) soul, Kel.

Kelly said...

Silly Airan. I won't eat the souls! Just their dreams!

Nanette said...

Ha! :)

Rug's Bug said...

So how was that Beef and Cheddar?

Kelly said...

The beef and cheddar was delish. Three stars. Would order again.